SWOTI syndrome
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first coined by xkcd webcomic. this pertains to when you stumble upon someone on the internet whose beliefs and allegations are so wrong, it creates an unstoppable urge to correct them.
this urge can so strong, your earthly concerns (hygiene,eating,sleeping,etc.) are tossed to the side until either the issue is resolved or you just collapse from exhaustion.
-monday morning-
boss: why are you 2 hours late for work? and what that smell?
employee: swoti syndrome, sir. that holocaust denier kept me on the computer the whole weekend. i’m so hungry…
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