SWOTTIE


he/she who decides the future of a restaurant after stressing out restauranteur
restaurants can run, they can hide, but they cant escape from a swottie!

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  • Symmesticles

    n, a pair of t-st-cl-s perfectly matched in size, shape, texture or any combination of the three to an uncommon or comment-worthy degree. “my gosh, i’ve never seen such t-st-cl-s. they’re so balanced and even and….symmetrical. they are, hands down, the most perfect pair of symmesticles i’ve ever laid eyes on.”

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