swutch
-noun
1. a word used in place of switch, by accident, of course
2. a spelling error where the “i” is replaced by a “u” due to one being extremely delusional from late night conversations
origin: 2011 english
hey barry, i think we might not have enough time to go to the store, cook, and get to the movies on time. maybe we should “swutch” something up?
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