Swutched
when you accidentally press ‘i’ instead of ‘u’ or vice versa. it can lead to a lot of confusion and misunderstanding.
person 1: hey man how are i?
person 1: u-
person 2: swutched!
person 1: did i get what i sent you?
person 2: what? are you drunk or something?
person 1: oh sorry, i swutched myself.
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