sychophant
a brownnoser. someone who will seek to please a person of authority in order to obtain some grace, usually the grace is something as simple as a pat on the bottom, but can vary greatly.
craig: “hi boss, your hair looks nice today.”
boss: “thanks…” as she gives craig a light pat on the bottom, “will you join my in my office? now the rest of you get to work.”
as you can see from this example craig is so good at being a sychophant that his graces don’t end with a pat.
an elephant-like stalker of a basically timid nature
that big fat fool in the corner is my latest sychophant
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