Syllabatic Ass Whooping
a major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the -ss coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).
a syllabatic -ss whooping done to the sentence “listen to me. you don’t touch the toy at dinner.”
(with a syllabatic -ss whooping, it looks like this:)
lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). you (insert spank) don’t (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).
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