symmone


a person who was once obsessed with me. until she stole the d-mn beanbag from me and alex. so i whacked her over the head. thus, she went and made out with dave. thus some other poor girl who l-sts after dave went off crying in the backyard with brooke. who was upset that i, alex, was getting my nipples licked by alex.

symmone had a bracelet with a lock of daves hair on it. one night she awoke to discover it was missing, and there was hair in her mouth.
alex: get off the lounge fatty
symmone: no.
alex: whack
2 more definitions
fatty.
alex – symmone is fat
alex (to symmone) – shut up fatty
1)a person with a tendancy to torment alex and her phobia of clowns and rat in a hat
2)see f-cktard
3)a person in no way related to alextopia
symmone-“dave is hot”
alex (in exasperation)-“bahh! i hate you”
symmone- “nooo you don’t”

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