sympathy boner
a sad w-nk
man i am so wet from crying i so need a w-nk right now. sympathy b-n-r
something males (mostly) get when they attempt to console a female who has recently found out about an unfaithful mate.
sarah: i can’t believe he cheated on me. uh, what’s that?
daniel: it’s a sympathy b-n-r. come get a hug.
when one guy sees another walking down the street w/ an ill concealed b-n-r, the following ?????? steps occur:
1. guy 1 sees the unfortunate b-n-r
2. guy 1 thinks about why guy 2 might have this b-n-r
3. guy 1 thinks about the things that might make this happen to him, too
4. guy 1 stubbles across an arousing memory or idea
5. wham-o, sympathy b-n-r.
guy 2: -b-n-r-
guy 1: aww that sucks -sympathy b-n-r-
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