Sympathy shag
when a chap moans to wife/girlfriend about the lack of s-x in relationship and then she comes on to him resulting in a sh-g.
jim: “had a moan last night about lack of bed jumping and then sandra came on to me.”
ed: “the sympathy sh-g – did you go with it?”
jim: “you bet, but i did feel bad.”
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