Sympathy Status


sympathy statuses are most commonly used by the lg of kind. they complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.
“jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. it annoys me.”

“bob posted another sympathy status. it made me wanna like it.”

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