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• shore hardness

  when your d-ck gets hard while you’re at the beach. when a man gets an erection while at the beach. typically while wearing swim trunks. “hey man come look at the crab i found.” “can’t dude, i got sh-r- hardness.” “oh, yeah i saw that milf walk by too.” “how do you keep from getting […]

• trou law

  the acceptable number of days before it is alright to l-st over your friend. n-bita : i want shizuka doraemon : i think you are well fast anyone trou law, so it is acceptable to have those feelings n-bita : i want shizuka

• jarleth

  jarleth is the most amazing unicorn and irish physiotherapist that you will ever meet. he is caring and good at m-ssages he also lets you jump on him. hopefully one day nick will leave and jarleth the angel of all irish unicorns will come back. “that guy is sooooo jarleth like oh my god!!”

• self milkshake

  to put one’s legs behind their head and m-st-rb-t- until they -j-c-l-t- into their own mouth. “man, i can’t get any girls tonight.” “looks like you’re in for a self milkshake tonight!”

• samopoly

  an adjective to describe a person who starts a game of monolpoly, thinking they are too smart to lose, but ends up rage quitting when another player will not sell them a specific property. he was getting frustrated that he could not advance through our game of monopoly, he pulled a real samopoly.

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