Sync up
v. the act of multiple friends intentionally loading the same p-rnographic video simultaneously from their respective computers and masturbating to said video. this is often coordinated by phone, which is commonly left on speaker throughout the video. in more serious cases, the friends will enter a video chat room with each other through services such as those provided by skype and aim.
example 1:
dylan: “hey, man. got any plans after cl-ss?”
cody: “well, not really. i’m probably just gonna go home and fap.”
dylan: “same, bro! we should totally sync up.”
example 2:
dakota: “hey, guys. i found this really hot vid on the net. you guys all wanna watch it at my house tonight?”
matt: “h-ll no. that’s f-cking gay.”
james: “matt’s right. why don’t we just sync up instead?”
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