syncromysticism


the practice of interpreting h-m-s-xual themes in movies as the keys to the meaning of life. bolstered by programming from other sources (greater syncro), the lesser syncro forms a feedback loop, re-enforcing the overall programming. per one celtic rebel, also known as ‘fanboy w-nksterism’.
an old pervert named morpheus lures a lonely young boy named neo to his apartment and offers him a choice of two roofies, and then -ss-rapes his rabbit-hole after he swallows one, hallucinates and p-sses out. syncromysticism: syncromystics re-interpret this as a revelation that the real world is actually a computer-generated hologram.

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