Syrup hypochondria
when one pours syrup or some other sticky condiment on their food, gets some on themselves, and immediately starts feeling like they have it all over themselves, oftentimes in the most unlikely of places.
joel got syrup all over his hands and mouth this morning and now he’s got syrup hypochondria..
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