Systematic Magical Bullshit

systemic magical bullsh-t is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. this is mainly noted through the subject in question’s ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society’s perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.

the general note behind this form of bullsh-t is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they’ve just seen as bullsh-t, as it appears to be beyond any human’s degree of knowledge or ability.

the term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. due to the awkward collection of words -ssembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. usually you’re too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
“and you see, bob, that’s how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck…”
bob: “…systematic magical bullsh-t…”