no, not “transport engineering program management”, -sshole. it stands for twin engine pleasure machine-the greatest rock and roll band on the f-ckin earth, son!!
dude: “so, did you and carol get it on last night?”

other dude: “nah, i couldnt”

dude: “wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!”

other dude: “sorry, i went to see t.e.p.m. and they smashed my b-lls to dust. i went to bed afterwards…cause i couldnt stand up…oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways.”

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