t jones
your mother or female guardian.
yo dawg, i gots ta call my t jones before i do anything.
texas slang for mother or grandmother.
mostly used in the dallas area.
i never heard it in houston…
sometimes used as slang for someones play mother/play mom
‘dayum my t-jones got beat up by one of her baby daddy last night’
one’s mother
t-jones is callin me.
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