wet towel

a person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.
“man, that girl is just a wet towel. she needs to get a life!
when a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person’s face.
while sleeping, frank received a wet towel from steve.
a phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in team fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.
…
mikha: wet towels!!
grimson: … what?
jiggs: did she just say wet towels?
nuckpang: what’s going on?
mikha: towels are going on. wet ones.
wet towel

a lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

or

the term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
example 1

mum: “how the h-ll did you get all those red marks on your back!!?”

son: “dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again…”

example 2

guy 1: hey did you see that video of justin bieber starting on that reporter?”

guy 2: “yeah that kids such a f-cking wet towel!”
a person who is boring or useless
mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.
a phrase originating in the online steam community, most notably team fortress 2. it is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the english language which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pr-noun, a cardinal number, and two words.
grimson: lol, that gun is wet towels! (adjective)
jiggs: i know, i wrap it in wet towels (noun)
grimson: i bet it shoots wet towelsly (adverb)
mikha: wet towels! (interjection)
jiggs: i have wet towels knife too! (article)
nuckpang: lol, let’s wet towels them! (verb)
grimson: mmmmm, wet’owels (contraction)
mikha: wet towels agrees with your sentiment (pr-noun)
jiggs: to be wet towels not to be! (conjuction)
mikha: but how many wet towels? (two words)
jiggs: wet towels (a cardinal number)
a female that is not attractive. i watched an episode of leave it to beaver. this was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated
well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!

1
2
next ›
last »