T-Pain


faheem najm, an american muslim hiphop singer from tallah-ssee, florida, currently signed under konvict music.

t-pain became famous with songs like “i’m in love with a stripper”, and “i’m sprung”. between 2006 and 2007, t-pain found himself in numerous singles and radio-hits such as “i’m n luv”, “buy u a drank”, “bartender”, “u and dat”, “i’m a flirt”, “outta my system”, “baby don’t go”, “shawty”, and the remix to just about every song ever.

at around the same time, r kelly appeared in more songs than he’d ever been in before, remixes, singles, every song you can name.
t-pain: i’m a flirt, soon as i see her walk up in the club, i’ma party like a rock star! right after i buy you a drank, of course. i’m in love with a stripper, but baby don’t go, lets do the 2-step!! i’m a flirt ok? thats just how i am, i can’t get girls outta my system. whenever i’m around you i always think of you and dat booty…

muslims aren’t supposed to drink… yet t-pain’s likes the bartender, and he’s so drunk he’s falling in love with strippers, partying like a rock star.
most people think of the singer but this is t-st-cl- pain caused by getting hit there..
owwow you caused me severe t-pain!!
a popular music artist. yes, i say “popular” because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. obviously according to this man’s music club-hopping is the center of his life, he falls in love with women with ribald job positions (i.e. stripper) and he has a weird obsession with drinks or buying people drinks.

he is not r&b. he is the commercial-pop version of r&b. and anyone who think he is the best or “hot” need to die. this generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.
somebody kill t-pain. please. thank you.
r&b singer from florida. t pain is short for tallah-sse pain. hes signed to akon’s music label, konvict musik.
t pain sings “im in love with a stripper”.
t-st-cl- pain. the pain that results from impact to t-st-cl-s.
“hey careful with those juggling b-lls….uurrrrrrrgggghhhhh….you just gave me t pain”
1.t-tty pain/t-st-c-l pain
2. a really bad r&b singer that uses a program called autotune because he can’t sing.
3. an r&b singer that looks like a f-cking crackhead.
danny- you did you see usher sing yesterday?
daniel- yeah! he was way better then t-pain!
(daniel punches danny in the nuts)
danny- fk! i got t-pain!
(daniel gives danny a t-tty twister)
danny- fk! i got even more t-pain!
daniel- dude you look like ur on crack! you look like t-pain!
danny- f-ck!
now ubiquitous r and b singer, immediately identifiable because he sings through a vocorder. this dude was inescapable in 2007.

has never been heard talking with this device.
“buy u a drank”, “bartender”, “in love with a stripper”, “cyclone”… how can anyone not know who t pain is ?

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