T-Rexing

a condition that is caused by heavily drinking alcohol.

symptoms:
-your arms curl up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a r-t-rded t-rex dinosaur.
– staring off into oblivion
– unable to speak a clear modern language

this condition was made famous by a man named pat brister from the small mountain town of granite falls, washington.
“pat has had too much to drink tonight, he’s already t-rexing!”
when you get so drunk that you become r-t-rded and you tuck you elbows into your side and still try to use you hands, but they are short and useless, just like a t-rex. this state of drunkeness my also be accompanied by slurred yelling that sounds like a roar. getting this drunk usually involves blacking out and falling down.
keven got so drunk last night he started t-rexing.
laying in bed sunday morning with your computer on your stomach while short arming the key board watching your fantasy football updates
i was t-rexing all sunday morning and never got out of bed.
the art of abruptly discontinuing contact with and ignoring all forms of communication and advances by an over zealous male persuer. it’s origins come from the feature film jur-ssic park (c. 1993); “don’t move. he can’t see you if you don’t move.”
i went out with nick a couple times, but now i’m t-rexing cause he’s kind of a loser.
texting with hands tucked close to chin/on chest giving the appearance of a t-rex with short arms.
“lewis stop t-rexing it’s getting embarr-ssing.”
consuming alcohol to such a point that two things happen:

1. as mentioned above, one holds one’s arms in a perched position as a t-rex might;

and 2. when attempting to walk, one stumbles around in a stomping fashion as a t-rex might, often destroying whatever gets in the way.

optional: a drunken roar every now and then.
oh sh-t, trevor’s t-rexing all over the place.
a style of typing that involves the use of one, at most two, fingers. this style of typing comes naturally to those who can’t type properly. the term was born from the similarities of the typing style to how a t-rex would actually type if it had a big enough keyboard.
i wish i could type with all of my fingers, but i’ll have to keep t-rexing until i learn to type properly.
home row is overrated. i’ll stick with t-rexing!

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