T Time

the act of drinking heavily (mostly cheap -ss vodka/beer) with your bros in one of their bas-m-nts, packing mad lips, playing mvp 2005, and chilling out
max- yo ga its t time
bill- ight no doubt lets get f-cking crippled wasted tonight
max- no doubt im tryin to yack
a male who is skilled at manipulating others, and especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them, when in reality they are only interested in s-x. possibly derived from the phrases “two timer”. the term has gained popularity in the fairmont–morgantown area.

a certain cl-ss of lying, slack-jawed f-ckups has decided that backstabbing, infidelity, and misogyny are totally radical, so the word is sometimes used as a compliment or term of endearment between male friends, as in the greeting “what’s up, t-time?”
samantha thought she had found the love of her life when she met terry, but after she found out he had slept with three of her best friends, she realized that he was nothing but a t-time.
t-shirt time
noun: a time where you ditch your shirt before the shirt to put on your shirt.

to put on your s-xiest shirt for the night to go out.
jake: yo dude that gtl was sick today man, you ready to go out?
alex: yeah, man its t time
(jake and alex proceed to put on their respective shirts)
jake: lets h-t the floor broski
the time in which everyone partic-p-tes in the use of a form of tobacco. this event may happen at any time.
hey guys grab your tins and packs, it’s t time!
someone might mistake this term for something else (like tube/t-ts/t-st-cl-/tour time) when it can only mean one thing. tequila time. one can easily be misguided or fooled when another person/friend/foe asks the simple question, “what time is it?”. it then does not matter what your answer is. you need to drink. tequila.
“hey, ron, what time is it in a minute?”
“i dont get it.” (looking at her watch)
“it’s t-time. drink, b-tch.” (you place the tequila in front of her)
to partic-p-te in the act of masturbation
dude stop t timing under the desk

harry stop with the t time man
to partic-p-te in the act of masturbation with:
your left hand,
then your right hand,
then your both hands,
then no hands,
thats t time
dude thats sick, stop t timing under the desk.

hey connor, stop with the t time.

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