T.U.B.S.
totally unnecessary b-tch session – the act of being b-tched at by a friend or significant other for seemingly no reason at all, often accompanied by false claims, random insults, and long rants.
something wrong sarah? jennifer totally just text t.u.b.s.ed me for not returning her phone call the other day.
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