T-vite


a play on words of the evite. its a tea bag invite. via the internet to a party of further notice where the way to get in is by being tea bagged.
hey girl, you have all been t-vited by t-train.
it stands for “text invite”, just like an evite that’s for “email invites”, tvite is what you can say when you get invited over text for an event.
“hey, did you get that tvite from (name) about his party?”

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