Twice Baked Potato

the act of vomiting into a woman’s v-g-n- while performing oral s-x on her.
i went down on betsy last night and her c-nt smelled so bad i ended up giving her a twice baked potato.
sh-tting into a condom then freezing it. once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a d-ld- to stick in your lover’s -ss. then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover sh-ts it back out and presents it to you “twice baked”.
your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she sh-t onto my chest last night.
a t-rd that has been replaced in the b-tthole then cr-pped out a second time.
my leg was asleep and i didn’t feel like getting up so i just grabbed a floater out of the toilet and stuck it back in for a twice baked potato.
freezing a piece of feces, so it will be hard, like a d-ld-. the frozen piece of feces is inserted into the s-xual partner’s -n-s, like a d-ld-. this is known as sp-ce docking. once the piece of frozen feces is completely inserted into the -n-s, it is p–ped out onto the other s-xual partner. it is a piece of feces that is being p–ped twice. hence the name twice baked potato
bob took the frozen piece of cr-p out of the freezer, and put it in jerry’s booty hole. jerry responded by cr-pping the cr-p onto bob’s t-ts. jerry turned that sp-ce docking into a twice baked potato.
when excrement is purged from one person’s r-ct-m and subsequently placed/pushed into another person’s. a third housing would result in a “thrice-baked”.
the carpet would need a dyson-style cleaning after the couple attempted the twice-baked potato.
when you f-ck someone in the -ss, quickly pull out and while the hole is still gaping open, turn around and sh-t in their -ss so they then have to squeeze your t-rd out of their b-tt, thereby having the poo “twice baked”.
i gave her a twice baked potato and she won’t call me anymore.