t00l
the superlative form of “tool”. used to describe an immensely stupid, self-absorbed, or awkward individual. actual t00ls often misuse the word to humorous effect.
examples of t00ldom include: commenting on others’ facebook wall posts, injecting oneself into conversations, being recklessly self-important, operating under the delusion of having many friends, and shamelessly imitating superiors
k: wow, rob just commented on the wall post you left me!
o: how awkward… he’s such a t00l
(verb)
internet slang for the word tool similar in definition but does not relate to male body parts.
1. being a complete moron/-sshat
2. doing something stupid at anothers transgression withut realising it
3. losing in a game due to your own fault, loser.
man, your such a t00l
you t00l got 0wn3d
zachary merrick from all time low.
an ugly guy who never wears shirts on stage.
the t00l doesn’t know where the beach is.
Read Also:
- table math
when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount […]
- table swipe
noun- when two h-rny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person p-ssionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on. we couldn’t wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and i […]
- tacataca
a nasty tasting burrito that no one likes that tacataca was very very bad
- taggingness
the act of continually tagging an image, video or other media content. christine stop all the taggingness!
- taco sprinter
a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border. holy cr-p!!! did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? he was like a bullet.