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• taint dial

  when sh-tting in a public restroom, one may be afraid to rest your phone on a strange surface. the only other option is to rest it in your underwear as a safety net. depending on how the long the wipe takes, one may forget to remove the phone. once the pants are pulled up and […]

• Tainted Goods

  a girl who on the face of things seems pretty d-mn fine, but inside she’s got a seriously f-cked up mind. guy: “d-mn, you’re freaking hot” girl: “must be clean, i’m dirty, i keep scrubbing but it won’t make me clean!” guy: “right….(backs off slowly)” girl: “i need to be clean! i’m dirty, i really […]

• taintle

  a skin flap found between a woman’s v-g-n- & her -sshole, namely, on her taint. gives the appearance of a tail, or a tiny p-n-s… taint + tail = taintle. “dude, i slept with this chick last weekend, and she had a wicked taintle! does that make me gay?”

• Taint Lick

  someone with a insatiable appet-te for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole. i ran out of toilet paper so i had a taint lick clean up my zone. n., a person who is rude, a jerk taint-lick – adj., jerk-like i can’t believe you’d do that; it was a real taint-lick thing […]

• take a dig

  to take an extremely large sh-t after a large meal, sleeping, ect. holy sh-t! i gotta take a dig before i sh-t my pants!

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