t9agram
also known as a t9onym. when you type one word into predictive text, and another comes up because the letters are on the same keys. popular examples include book/cool and smirnoff/poisoned.
on cup good now? d-mn t9agrams!
(on bus home now)
Read Also:
- taco truck around the corner
an euphemism for imminent c-nn-l-ng-s with a morbidly obese woman. yeah, i made plans to take marcia on a date tonight. we’re having dinner at a buffet, and if i play my cards right there’s a taco truck around the corner, yo!
- Tactical twist
when you get an inappropriate b-n-r and have to twist/turn your body in order to hide it. most commonly used on the beach, pool, or other social occasions with pretty girls and loose swimming trunks. – that girl is pretty hot – yeah, i know mate, i was forced to enact a tactical twist
- Tadbait
something that attracts lolicon addicts, without the use of any s-xual reference. it applies almost exclusively to j-panese art and animation of women, and more often overly cute young girls. its misleading nature shows its relation to the tadocromicon. “he watches digicharat? that show is a load of tadbait!”
- tærte
a tærte is a type of food. can be defined as pie in some occasions. (person) i’m having tærte for dinner.
- take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders
a term used to describe a love or endearment towards someone or something. “take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders” popularized by a mcdonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves […]