Tab-Hoarder


the tab-h–rder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

sometimes results in “browser – paralysis”.

usually consists of multiple youtube windows, a few stumbleupon tabs, facebook, break.com, i-players or random episodes of pirated tv shows etc…
the tab-h–rder will always choose to open (yet another) “new tab” instead of overwriting current browse window. it may come in use later.

– “no wait – don’t close that window – i might come back to it later.”

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( h–rded)
somebody who has an excessive amount of tabs opened up on his/her web browser.
mike has 42 tabs open… such a tabh–rder!
sam actually hit the firefox tab limit whilst tabh–rding.

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