tabardgerie
noun
type of s-xually intimate apparel worn by women (when not at bingo). especially appreciated by men with a dinner lady fixation.
i was in ann summers the other day looking at their tabardgerie range. i bought one for my girlfriend who is really into scooping cold dollops of mash onto my c-ck. when she’s not at bingo that is.
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