tabascing
a violent s-xual act involving the sodomy of ones r-ct-m with a bottle of extra hot tobasco sauce covered in mayonaise and a hammer.
what you will read below is a violent personal account of tabascing, a rare yet unbelievable s-xual attack called tabascing. tabascing involves a bottle of tabasco, mayonaise, and a hammer.
this one time i shoved this bottle of tabasco sauce covered in mayonaise up my red head male friends -ss and then i shattered the bottle with a hammer and the gl-ss shards masacred his -n-l tissue and the hot sauce seeped into the cuts creating a painful yet erotic sensation. after words his hip popped out of place and he asked if what just happened had a name and i told him i call it tabascing.
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