Tabasco Slingshot
the s-xual act of using a glue stick and pouring tabasco sauce over it, then taking you partner and making him spread out his -sshole and then you taking the covered glue stick and using a rubber band to “sling” it into his -sshole
guy #1: dude, me and my wife yesterday tried out the tabasco slingshot. she can’t sit down and she has a little bit of sauce still in there.
guy #2: why did you tell me that!?!?!?
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