tabb
noun, adjective
1. the original diet soda containing sucrolose making it taste like cr-p.
2. general discriptive for anything tasting like cr-p
synonyms: disgusting, nasty
antonyms: diet c-ke
that cr-ppy food was completley tabb
a tabb is a person of large body m-ss, is extremely annoying, unathletic, and eats as much food as a small swiss village does in a year. perhaps most annoying is that tabbs like to pretend smart.
so, this random tabb jumps in front of me and starts saying “uhma…basically…,” so i say “nasa called, they say your gravity is pulling satellites out of orbit.”
the last name of a family consisting of divorced parents and 4 children.
robert – born nov. 11, 1981. robert was born in montgomery, alabama and lives in chicago, illinois with his live-in girlfriend jesse. robert is a successful waitor in a nice restaurant and has carved out a very respectable niche in this world.
beth – beth was born october 6, 1983 in montgomery, alabama and currently resides in a correctional inst-tute in okaloosa county, florida due to her problem with abiding by the probation laws in the state. she was originally arrested on charges of criminal child neglect and excessive use of illegal narcotics. she has three sons who live with their grandmother on their mother’s side.
jon – jon was born july 27, 1985 in montgomery, alabama but currently resides in jacksonville, nc. he is a sergeant in the united states marine corps. he too has carved out a respectable niche in the world. he has two daughters.
megan – born july 27, 1985 in montgomery, alabama and resides in baker, florida. megan is in college and married to a man she is very lucky to have. they have two sons. megan is on the right track to a successful life.
those tabb’s sure are crazy!
referring to a person who is either unusually stupid, fat, annoying, or a combination of all three. tabb’s can also be hitlerific and soniarific.
i was walking down the street, talking to my babe sonia, when suddenly a big old fat tabb leapt at me, screaming, “hi sonia!”
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- Tack Whacket
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- Taco Bell Song
the beautiful song your stomach makes shortly after eating taco bell. it’s been 5 minutes and my stomach is already singing the taco bell song to me.
- Taco Nipples
nipples that are extremely saggy and fold over to look like a hard-sh-ll taco. i saw her taco nipples, then i thew up.
- Taco Saver
typically an oversized windbreak installed on a pickup’s door windows. these help to keep the lettuce from blowing off your taco, when you are cruising through town. “i used to worry about a random breeze coming through the car window, and ruining my snack. these new taco savers are really doing the trick!”