Tabby Scat
the name given to a multi-colored t-rd, with each color representing a separate meal which has amalgamated into one excretion as a result of either missing the window of opportunity to go, or by suppressing the urge as a matter of convenience.
because i refuse to cr-p on airplanes, i knew that by the time i landed in sydney i was going to have a major tabby scat on my hands!
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