table brass


a female that hops from table to table in a club that doesn’t ever pay for drinks or entry and tends to go over for a vodka and c-ke.

also known as a vodka vulture, table wh-r-, sidechick

commonly found in city centres in the small hours of the morning.

also see d-ckie br-ss
guy: we getting a table tonight at the club?

guy two: as long as we dont end up with bare table br-sses with us!

Read Also:

  • Table Ender

    s-xual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table. “we were going to simon and lisa’s for supper, but then caught them having a table ender and it spoilt our appet-tes, so we went out to a restaurant instead.” in compet-tive eating, the highest ranked eaters are placed in the middle […]

  • Tablet Security Device

    an idiot – “pill-lock” look at that tablet security device, he can’t drive

  • tacoma park

    a town in maryland where the well- off, caucasian youth view themselves as “gangsta’” they can be often be heard referring to their town as a gang, using phrases such as “tkpk 4 life” to imply life long unity. cool person 1: mark “the flounder” goodman is such a m-f-, he is from tacoma park. […]

  • Tadger Toalie

    a piece of p–p found under the foreskin after having -n-l s-x aka boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita honestly after i sh-gged her -ss for an hour i had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

  • Tag Search

    when you decide to look up something on google or youtube, by writing words that may be tags, regardless of whether what you write makes sense at all. -tags here do not refer to tag, but keywords people put in their videos so they can show up in our search results.- guy 1: dude! you […]


Disclaimer: table brass definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.