Table Ender
s-xual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.
“we were going to simon and lisa’s for supper, but then caught them having a table ender and it spoilt our appet-tes, so we went out to a restaurant instead.”
in compet-tive eating, the highest ranked eaters are placed in the middle of the table on the stage. lower ranks populate the ends of the table.
guys like joey and pat sit in the middle of the table, center stage. a guy like me who is just a mortal eater is called a table ender.
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