table family


a family who believe they own the ice rink or sports area.

a hairy man wearing a baseball cap.
& various family including a daughter who dances, growls, never changes clothes and only has her fringe cut bowl head when visiting annual hairdressers.

believed to live under the table due to more than regular occurance at ice rink
samantha; there! there they are

alex: who’s that?

samantha; the family that live under the table!

alex; they live under the table?!

samantha; yeah the table family, they live off stolen chips.

alex; oooooo shes growling…

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