Table Knock


a-to give notice to another person by knocking with the knuckles upon a table top when frustrated with said person.

b-to mark one’s territory when concerning a loved one, like a dog p-ssing on its front lawn.

c-to make one’s presence felt.
i was at the bar with ronelle and she started talking to these three guys at a table. so, as i walked past, i table knocked those mother f-ckers. they all looked at me with so much fear and confusion in their eyes. mainly confusion.

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