table niner


any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. the word was inspired by adam sandler’s “freaks at table nine” comment in the wedding singer, and has been become commonplace at cottey college in nevada, missouri.
“jessica is a total table niner.”
someone who’s unpartnered and wants to be partnered
my sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

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