table whore
a person who refuses to acknowledge css and uses tables for the entire layout of web sites, rather than for displaying tabular data. commonly found using heaps of image rollovers, old deprecated tags and sticking to a memorized list of 6 or 7 ‘web safe’ hex colors. still listens to that sh-t song by chumbawamba.
guy1: when was your site built?
guy2: last week, why?
guy1: lolwtf it looks like cr-p.
guy2: yeh, my developer is a table wh-r-..
someone who goes from table to table in a cafeteria or restaurant, not spending much time in any one spot.
not necessarily an actual sk-nk (but can be).
“hey guys mind if i sit here for a sec?”
“weren’t you just at that table in the corner over there? and that one at the window?”
“well yeah… but-”
“sorry we don’t allow table wh-r-s at our table.”
a person who sits usually at one table and suddenly moves to another and alernates between different talbles. a wh-r- but instead of being with different people, diffrent tables.
what a table wh-r-.
someone who jumps from table to table in a school cafeteria during lunch. either they don’t really know anyone, or they know a lot of people and want to talk to everyone.
boy: jenny, why don’t you sit here for the whole lunch? you’re such a tablewh-r-.
jenny: no, i need to go talk to madison, carl, and rachel. i’ll see you in bio.
someone who goes from table to table during lunch, hanging out with everybody.
katie steele was such a table wh-r- last year!!
a table wh-r- is someone who someone who gets p-ssed around from guy to guy. she usually gets p-ssed around between friends. the term “table wh-r-” comes from girls who sit with guys in lunch(usually in high school) and she dates all of them.
wh-r- sl-t b-tch man stealer
that girl is such a table wh-r-, she dated greg, vince, eathin and a few of their friends
a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.
we were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. she’s such a table wh-r-.
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