tableclock


noun: a single piece of furniture that can be used as both a clock and a table
a gl-ss coffee table with a clock stolen from the yates building taped to the underside.

that kid had a sweet tableclock at his apartment; you could tell the time and rest your feet on it, i wish i had one.
proper noun: nomenclature referring to a place of residence that contains a tableclock.
that shindig over at tableclock last night was pretty tame, but at least no one puked on the carpet.

the guy i know that lives at the tableclock said they were having a rager but i bet there’s only like 6 people there.

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