tablet
short for “digitizing tablet”. a flat, thin plastic tray-like object that connects to a computer via usb ports and can control the computer mouse with the included stylus. quite useful for drawing/graphic designing.
i love my tablet to death, except when it’s broken.
something that was not made by a sh-tty computer company
(see apple) but was made by bill gates in 2001. when bill
gates
introduced it, no one gave a flying f–k about it, but when
steve jobs introduced the ipad, the world p-ssed itself like
an over excited dog.
me: i just got a new android tablet!
apple’fanboy’:th3 tabl3t w4s made by 4pple!!!
me: no it was made by bill gates douchebag
an electronic p-rn rectangle.
mike remembered to renew his brazzers subscription before buying a new tablet to replace the kindle fire he got last christmas.
scottish sweet (candy) made from sugar, also a little b-tter and milk. very sweet!
youse tried this tablet. it’s pure dead brilliant!
makes “thediamondblock” so good.
tablet
synonym for ecstasy.
me and my home boys are gonna go clubbing tonight and take some tablets
tablet is another word for a poo parcel which is in the shape of a tablet. also if it looks like rabbit poo it can be cl-ssed as a tablet.
i’ve just been for a ‘tablet’
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