tabletop cumshot
when a gay couple are having s-x and boyfriend 1 is prepared to c-m all over his boyfriend, boyfriend 2 takes his toupee off and comes on his head.
boyfriend 1: ” f-ck with me, you stuck me with!!!”
boyfriend 2: “b-tch i’ll f-ck you up!!”
boyfriend 1: “shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i’m about to give you a tabletop c-mshot!!”
boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
boyfriend 1: (c-ms all over boyfriend 2’s head) “ohhh yeah!!!”
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