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• Tactical Fisting

  the act of fisting oneself in order to prepare one’s v-g-n- for childbirth. person 1: “that b-tch is so loose i bet her kids would just fall out.” person 2: “i’d rather that than the pain of childbirth!” person 3: “you should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole […]

• taint roller

  one whom is all “up” on the taints goin from taint to taint man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?

• Take a Dannie

  to sh-t. to destroy a toilet. an evil form of -ss-blowout commonly referred to as ‘taking a dannie’ as to not offend. usually coincides w/ ‘turtleheads’ and ‘downloads’ -turtlehead poking- omfg i have to go take a dannie otherwise i’ll fill my depends

• take my browns to the super bowl

  having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement. i need to get to the john and fast! i’ve got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!

• Take you for a mug

  it’s more like saying the joke is on you. whomever is taking you for a mug, is taking you for an idiot. don’t let them take you for a mug, you’re smarter than that.

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