tachme
tachme is the type of person to jump into a lake for no given reason, dare himself to chug a footlong from subway, create imaginary friends that still end up ditching him, and hangs in the trees howling like a monkey. tachmes are as bad as the people who raised them. if you ever see a tachme, run. tachmes are known for carrying nerf guns and spilling milk.
dude. a tachme joined our school the other day, he was expelled in less than a week.
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