tackle monkey


a defensive midfielder in football who’s only job is to prevent the other team to gain possession and create chances.
you are gonna be the tackle monkey in this game. just get the b-lls from them motherf-ckers and p-ss the ball on to your nearest team mate.” “alright, coach!

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