tackupuncture


n. (alt. spelling: taccupuncture)
economy, budget, or “back-alley” accupuncture; utilizes corkboard tacks as opposed to traditional “pins” to perform the ancient eastern medical art. most often practiced in meth clinics and elementary school cl-ssrooms. (not advised without updated tet-n-s shots.)
little bobby’s friends thought they were playing a prank when they allowed him to sit on the collection of thumbtacks they placed on his chair, unaware of the zen-like soothing effects he was bound to receive from the effects of tackupuncture therapy.

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