Taco ass

the feeling of utter discomfort one gets from a combination of eating spicy or hot food, making a torturous bowel movement, inadequatly cleansing their b-tt hole and or crack, and being so hot, that one sweats in the crack of their -ss, causing a witches brew of catastrophic proportions in the rectal area. taco -ss can be further irritated by chafing from activity(i.e. walking,running, etc.), or chafing from being extremely fat.
d-mn it, i guess i didnt wipe good enough, i have some bad taco -ss!
juicy sh-t that sticks in your b-tt cheeks after a juicy fart
man that spicy food gave me taco -ss
taco -ss the backside of the hard or soft sh-lled taco in which all of the taco’s insides slide out making the effect that the taco is actually p–ping out the lettuce, tomato, cheese, meat and sour cream.

“check out julie’s white blouse, looks like a serious case of taco -ss to me!”
a mexican living in the united states
a white woman and a latino woman got into an argument on the bus. the latino woman called the white woman ‘raggedy -ss’. the whire woman responded by calling the latino woman a ‘taco -ss’. the latino woman said “i’m not mexican,
i’m puerto rican”.
a mexican living in the united states
that taco -ss is taking refuge at a church so she does’t get deported