Taco Bender
typically defined as a poor beaner that frequently attends work and takes on the roll of bending the taco sh-ll into its distinctive form to be p-ssed down the line for the remainder of taco -ssembly.
ehy, my name is cliff, and i am a taco bender for a food stand outside frank’s liquor store.
a mexican. a person of mexican heritage living in the usa.
rachel, i’d like you to meet rico, my favorite taco bender.
the employee at mexican fast-food places (taco bell, red burrito, etc.) that works 8-hour shifts bending corn tortillas into a taco shape. it is one of the lowest positions available. this job does not pay well.
not to be confused with a taco bender, which is inviting a bunch of friends over, doing way too many tacos, and waking up with a raging taco hangover.
tim: “i got that job over at jack-in-the-box i was talking about!”
jim: “seriously?”
tim: “yeah, i nailed the interview! i start tomorrow.”
jim: “what position is it? -ssistant manager? human resources guy?”
tim: “tacobender!”
jim: ಠ_ಠ
a mexican h-m-, also known as ceaser millan. watch south park season 10!
“i am not aggressive, i am dominant. tst!”
-what a taco bender. he deserves that t-tle after denying cartman his kfc.
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