Taco Handshake


female masturbation, a girl using her hands to flick her cl-t or finger herself.
we always take the time to m-st-rb-t-, to milk the snake, girls do the taco handshake.
to tug the sausage after having acc-mulated a descent amount of d-ck cheese. preferably done by a female.
“man, it’s like a swiss cheese factory down there. care to give me a taco handshake, love?”
the art of female masturbation while sitting on a toilet at work. at times this maybe used in subst-tution of a m-ff slap.
she was extremely h-rny while working but was on her period so she went to the bathroom and preformed a taco handshake.

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