Taco Massage
gentle, rhythmic back and forth m-ssage of a man’s p-n-s, along a woman’s l-b–. the woman is on top of the man and using her juices to spread over the length of his shaft. this is particularly helpful in foreplay to ensure a hard, throbbing p-n-s.
my man was starting to lose his erection so i immediately gave him a taco m-ssage to resuscitate him.
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